my safe word is apples
나는 엉덩이를 좋아

My boyfriend sleeptalks 

Him: *starts humming*
Me: Huh?
Him: *more humming*
Him: 10 pounds of cocaine.


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I lost 5 lbs in about a week…


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Bedtime story with the dummy…

*describes the human body as a giant penis and the rest of the body part are tiny penis limbs*

*tells an entire story about the human-penis*

*he dies in the end to the titanic song*

*so tragic*


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kniivila:

I doodled this out a while ago but it’s always at least a little relevant to life.

kniivila:

I doodled this out a while ago but it’s always at least a little relevant to life.


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Bitter
Palace

a-different-kind-of-tune:

Bitter - Palace 


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